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Written by Mr. Hills
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Thursday, 05 February 2009 |
What makes a great cumshot anyway?
You tune in for the chicks but you stay for the resulting pop shot from
the dick. Is that right? It’s not homoerotic or anything but a big,
guzzling cum dump at the end of a superior sex scene is turning out to
be what the most erotic, most popular porn movies are made of. Seeing a
girl take a full facial is one of the hottest things in sinnema, (and
cinema too.) It’s hot when they take it, even hotter when they like it
and some folks think it’s even hotter when they don’t like it.
A pair of beautiful, bright eyes celebrating a massive nasty facial
letting it drizzle all over her face is better than Super Bowl tickets.
Nothing to make you go ape shit like a little self-humiliation. It’s
not about how degrading it is, it’s about the porn stars who relish in
it. And what happens on videotape is nothing like the sex you get at
home. Touchdown! Homerun! Grand Slam! Let’s face it, girls dig the
long ball and guys like the long, flowing stream of thick white
splooge.
It’s unlikely but the actor makes the scene as much as the honey. And
that’s why good male performers get popular and work a lot. Peter North
is king, but there are many in his wake that can fire a good load on
any face, pretty or not.
A lot of guys ask me straight-out, “How can I make my cumshot bigger?”
And it’s not as easy as you might think. It’s true that a lot of
pornstars shoot multiple videos every week, the studs that shoot even
more will be asked to cum more than once a day when the work is good.
But maybe the best way to predict a bigger spray is if you’re fucking a
girl and you’re really into her instead of just the act of having sex…
The more you like a girl, the bigger the pop!
That and laying off the jerk-off sessions for a week or so and then get with a super hot girl (preferably one who enjoys the taste of ammonia) and you’ll have a new name: Peter North!
Genetics may be at the root of all big loads, but I once gave a significantly bigger explosion after laying off for two-weeks before I hooked up with a girl in Vegas. I knew we were going to get it on so I held my load and let it build up inside me. Then the first time we fucked I blew a load so big that she got pissed. After it had been raining down on her for a really long time she yelled, “Are you pissing on me?” She was like “what the fuck?” because I was spurting and shooting over and over until it covered her hair, her face, it was streaming down her cheeks just like a Peter North film and I was loving it. I kind of blew it for the rest of the weekend because I even started to laugh like North does in his vids sometimes. And the first shots even overshot her and stained the pillows and hit the wall. No shit, the rest of the time she made me cum on her back but it was still fun because that chick was ready to go.
So a buddy of mine is one of these so-called porn stars and one day he called me up looking to go to lunch. He was stalking me because he was already driving over and it wasn’t ten seconds after I answered the phone when I heard his retarded Britney pop music from the phone overtake the peaceful quiet in front of my street. I hopped in his car and saw that he was drinking some bottle of sport recovery drink. I asked him if he had been working out but instead he told me that he had just done a shoot and was drinking some protein to rejuvenate his sperm count. “Gotta go again tomorrow,” he said. “Gotta get ready.”
So this was an open opportunity to ask him about it without coming off like a douche-bag. And he laid his secret recipe out for me.
After a scene he grabs a large Muscle Milk from GNC or Hammer Nutrition’s Whey drink, pops some tribulus, some zinc, a dose of calcium, a multi-vitamin on top of all that and some saw palmetto from the herb section. He said he laid off the calcium at night, because I heard too much calcium is not good for you, but don’t ask us for medical advice. This formula basically regenerates your sperm count in a shorter time than usual.
You can search and search all over the net for other recipes but most porn sites just want to sell you some “Swedish” tonic or herbal tablet. But the real male performers all take some combination of the above formula, although I read somewhere that Derrick Pierce and his butt-buddy Lee Stone like to eat a truckload of egg whites. And my buddy also told me that Will Powers and Keiran Lee eat a ton of celery. And if you believe all of this you’ll probably start buying those gross pills with Peter North’s picture on them. As for how to make your pop shot actually taste better? That’s another story. All of these formulas work to some degree, I just like my formula best: lay off the jerk sessions and fuck a hot chick
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